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whvtever:

i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot 

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magekin:

she wears short skirts i wear mage robes

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condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.
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mooseinmytardis:

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

I just tried to take a picture with my phone to show my buddy how my cat has become completely enamored with the new mirror on the back of my bedroom door, and instead I seemed to have inadvertently caught a glimpse of his inner demon.

#or his inNER ANGEL 

mooseinmytardis:

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

I just tried to take a picture with my phone to show my buddy how my cat has become completely enamored with the new mirror on the back of my bedroom door, and instead I seemed to have inadvertently caught a glimpse of his inner demon.

#or his inNER ANGEL 

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captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

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perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

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fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

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